Boys Are Stupid, Throw Rocks at Them! (Hardcover)

9780761135937. Pre-owned: Good condition. Hard cover. Language: English. Pages: 80. Sewn binding. Cloth over boards. 80 p. Contains: Illustrations, color. Trendy Wendy knows. She knows that boys are stupid. And smelly. Trendy Wendy, whose motto is "Buy me stuff," knows all about boys. Now she shares her urgent message - "Throw rocks at them!" - with girlfriends everywhere. With an edgy freshness, artist and entrepreneur Todd Harris Goldman updates the eternal battle of the sexes. And this time the girls win. Irreverent, hilarious, and outrageous are mild words to describe this 96-page, full-colour, sad but true testament to the pathetic flaws that are ever so apparent in boys. Narrated by Trendy Wendy, the feisty stick figure with big blue eyes, Boys Are Stupid articulates exactly what girls wish they could do to boys - well, sometimes - while shining a light on the terrific attributes of girls. Along the way, she even reveals where boys come from - the stupid factory. No boys were hurt during the making of this book.

Girls, here it is—everything you need to know about boys: 1. Boys come from the Stupid Factory. 2. Boys are pretty much smelly and useless. 3. It is possible to have fun with boys, however..... 4. If you decide to keep a boyfriend, he will need to be housebroken. With a South Park-for-girls edgy freshness, artist and entrepreneur (David & Goliath clothing) Todd Harris Goldman updates the eternal battle of the sexes. And this time the girls win. Packaged in soft, puffy cover (so if you do keep a boyfriend around the house, he won't hurt himself too much when he tries to figure out what it is by putting it in his mouth), this bright, irreverent book is the perfect girlfriend gift . No boys were hurt during the making of this book.