Get Real Greetings : Creating Cards for Your Sassiest Sentiments (Paperback)

Get Real Greetings offers more than 70 creative and humorous ways to convey your most unsentimental sentiments in sassy cards. Real women have real lives that arent tapped into through traditional thinking-of-you cards: they get speeding tickets, fail to impress their new bosses, get PMS (and then, later, have hot flashes), are subjected to wearing bad bridesmaid dresses for their friends, and dump and get dumped by boyfriends and husbands. The reader will get inspired to make cards featuring clever sentiments and fresh, contemporary card designs for literally every occasionespecially those that dont get their own sections in Hallmark. A basic techniques section, coupled with supplies lists and light instruction for each card, gives readers all they need to know to make their own Get Real Greetings. Forget sweet and sappy...Celebrate the ups and downs of real life with these sassy greeting cards. Did your best girlfriend get a speeding ticket, get dumped and get fired, all in the same week? Or did that lucky bitch just introduce you to her hot new boyfriend who just happens to be a masseuse? Too bad there are no sections in the greeting card aisles for those occasions!"Get Real Greetings" picks up where store-bought cards and traditional card-making books leave off. You'll find something here for all the non-occasions of everyday life - with cards covering everything from "The Usual Crap" to "The Joys of Womanhood" - as well as snarky new twists on more tried-and-true topics. Choose from 70+ fabulous card designs, plus dozens of bonus unsentimental sentiments to mix and match with your favorites. Simple instructions make it easy to create these fresh and funny cards whenever inspiration (in the form of a girlfriend's triumph or tragedy) strikes.Give your friends their just desserts - make them a Get Real greeting today!

Forget sweet and sappy...Celebrate the ups and downs of real life with these sassy greeting cards. Did your best girlfriend get a speeding ticket, get dumped and get fired, all in the same week? Or did that lucky bitch just introduce you to her hot new boyfriend who just happens to be a masseuse? Too bad there are no sections in the greeting card aisles for those occasions!Get Real Greetings picks up where store-bought cards and traditional card-making books leave off. You'll find something here for all the non-occasions of everyday life - with cards covering everything from "The Usual Crap" to "The Joys of Womanhood" - as well as snarky new twists on more tried-and-true topics. Choose from 70+ fabulous card designs, plus dozens of bonus unsentimental sentiments to mix and match with your favorites. Simple instructions make it easy to create these fresh and funny cards whenever inspiration (in the form of a girlfriend's triumph or tragedy) strikes.Give your friends their just desserts - make them a Get Real greeting today!