Tales From The Crypt: The Complete Third Season (DVD)

Third's The Word For Fright 'n' Fun! What's sinew, weirdos? All of you who say "This fabulous third-season collection of 'Tales From The Crypt'" go to the head of the crass. And take your best fiend with you! Yes, that die-abolical punster and bone-a-fide ghoul of your dreams the Crypt Keeper is back to host this scare-rific collection of all 14 complete and uncut episodes from Season 3 of the series that ran seven memorably spook-tacular seasons. Among the tales spilling out of the vault are "Loved To Death," with Mariel Hemingway as a woman zapped by a love potion; "Top Billing," starring Jon Lovitz as a struggling actor who'll do anything for a part; and "Dead Wait," with Whoopi Goldberg as an occult priestess who knows who do that voodoo. Doo yourself a favor and dig into this merrily macabre mix. Disc 1: "Loved To Death" - Now try to get rid of her! A wannabe writer gives the woman of his dreams a powerful love potion. "Carrion Death" - A robber fleeing the desert kills the pursuing cop who cuffs him. But the lawman swallows the handcuff key before dying. "The Trap" - Fake his own death, then collect the life insurance. But a thug's get-rich scheme can go dead wrong. "Abra Cadaver" - Serious side effects include laughter and death when rival doctors mix research with cruel practical jokes. "Top Billing" - A tale of burning Hambition! A struggling actor's rehearsal for a role in "Hamlet" isn't what he thinks. "Dead Wait" - Voodoo something to me: An occult priestess has a surprise for a thief who steals a rare black pearl. Disc Two: "The Reluctant Vampire" - Hey, It's a livin'. Meet the vampire who works as a night security guard at a blood bank. "Easel Kill Ya" - He paints still lifes - very still lifes. An aspiring artist finds success by painting people he's murdered. "Undertaking Palor" - They're dying to know. Kids believe a mortician is a murderer and sneak inside the morgue to tape him. "Mournin' Mess" - Maybe he needs a ghostwriter. A reporter gets in deep when he digs up a story about a cemetery. "Split Second" - Timber! A group of lumberjacks have a way of cutting their cruel boss and his predatory wife down to size. "Deadline" - A washed-up reporter will get his job back if he files a murder story. All he needs is a victim. And a perp

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